01
Jul

Irish Bar Fight

My God! What happened to you? the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.

I got in a tiff with Riley.

Riley? Hes just a wee fellow, the barkeep said, surprised. He must have had something in his hand.

Aye, that he did, Kelly said. A shovel it was.

Dear Lord! Didnt you have anything in YOUR hand?

Aye, that I did – Mrs. Riley. Kelly said. She gave me her purse, but it wasnt much use in a fight!

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