Irritated Crotch

A little dwarf lady goes into her doctors office complaining of an irritated crotch.

After an examination the doctor sighs, I dont seem to see any problem. Does it get better or worse at any time?

Yeah, its really bad whenever it rains, she replies.

Well, then, says the Doc, Next time it rains, get in here at once, and well take another look at it.

Two weeks later it’s raining really hard and the little lady shows up at the doctors office. Doctor, its really bad today. Please you have to help me!!

Well, lets have a look, he says as he lifts her up onto the table.

Oh, yes, I think I see the problem. Nurse bring me a surgical kit. Dont worry maam this wont hurt a bit.

The dwarf lady closes her eyes in painful anticipation. The doctor begins snipping away and finishes a few minutes later. There you go, maam, try that.

She walks back and forth around the office and exclaims, Thats great, Doc, what did you do?!

To which the doctor replied, I just took a couple of inches off the top of your rain boots.

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