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Dec

IRS

A man, called to an audit by the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on

what to wear. Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a



pauper. Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite



advice. Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and



tie.





Confused, the man went to his rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice,



and



requested some resolution of the dilemma. Let me tell you a story,



replied



the rabbi. A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on



her wedding night. Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right



up



to your neck. But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting



advice. Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your



navel.





The man protested: What does all this have to do with my problem with the



IRS?





No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed.

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