Heard this on Tom Snyders show …

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, Jesus is watching you!

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. Jesus is watching you, the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot, Did you say that?

Yes, said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: Whats your name?

Clarence, said the bird.

If youre Clarence, sneered the burglar. Who is Jesus?

The parrot said, The Rottweiller who is watching you.