Kid with a dead frog

One of the teachers had a kindergartner come up to her and say that he found a frog.

The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead.

The student said it was dead.

The teacher asked how he knew.

The boy said, I pissed in its ear.

The teacher said, You what?

He said, You know, I went to his ear and said, PSST! and it didnt move. So it must be dead.

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