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Lawyers Question

A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, Have you ever been married?

Yes, sir, said the witness in a low voice.

Once.

Whom did you marry?

Well, a woman.

The lawyer said angrily, Of course you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?

And the witness said meekly, My sister did.

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