25
Sep

Leroys homework assignment…

Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences.

Heres what he handed in:

HONOR ROLL – We was playin poker on the stoop the other day, man I was HONOROLL.

PLANET – I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard.

DISMAY – I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, DISMAY hurt a little.

OMELETTE – Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week.

STAIRWAY – When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space.

MOBILE – I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said, Gimme one MOBILE.

DEFENSE – I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away.

AFRO – I got so mad at my girly, AFRO a lamp at her.

AFTERMATH – I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the field and smoke weed.

LOCKET – I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

DOMINEERING – My girlys birthday was yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING.

KENYA – I needed change fo the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.

DERANGE – DERANGE is where da deer and antelope play.

DATA – At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach said, DATA boy!

COPULATE – I called 911 and an hour later when they show up, I said, COPULATE!

FASCINATE – My girlys boobs are so big. Her shirt has ten buttons, she can only FASCINATE!

BEWARE – I asked the man at the unemployment office, Is this BEWARE I get a job?

COATROOM – The judge said, One more outburst like that, and youll be thrown out the COATROOM.

DECIDE – I like Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to have a couple of babes on DECIDE.

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