Lessons from Noahs Ark

Plan ahead… It wasnt raining when Noah built the ark.

Stay fit. When youre 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.

Dont listen to critics – do what must be done.

Build on high ground.

For safetys sake, travel in pairs.

Two heads are better than one.

Speed isnt always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board… but then so were the turtles.

Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.

Dont forget that were all in the same boat.

When things get really deep, dont sit there and complain–shovel!

Stay below deck during the storm.

The ark was built by amateurs and the Titanic was built by professionals.

If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.

Remember that the woodpeckers inside are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.

Dont miss the boat. Repeat… Do NOT miss the boat…

No matter how bleak it looks, theres always a rainbow on the horizon.

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