31
Dec

Letters to God

The following are letters from children to GOD.







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Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?

-Jane







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Dear GOD, I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me.

Love, Alison







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Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?

-Lucy







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Dear GOD, Is it true my father wont get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?

-Anita







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Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

-Norma







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Dear GOD, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why dont You just keep the ones You have now?

-Jane







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Dear GOD, Who draws the lines around the countries?

-Nan







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Dear GOD, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?

-Neil







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Dear GOD, What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything.

-Jane







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Dear GOD, Did you really mean do unto others as they do unto you? Because if you did, then Im going to fix my brother.

-Darla







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Dear GOD, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.

-Joyce







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Dear GOD, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (But I am not going to tell you who I am)





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Dear GOD, Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.

-Tom L.







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Dear GOD, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up.

-Bruce







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Dear GOD, If we come back as something – please dont let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.

-Denise


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