Womens Lifestyles Through the Ages

AGE… DRINK

17… Winecoolers

25… White wine

35… Red wine

48… Dom Perignon

66… Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES

17… Need to wash my hair

25… Need to wash and condition my hair

35… Need to color my hair

48… Need to have Francois color my hair

66… Need to have Francois color my wig

FAVORITE SPORT

17… shopping

25… shopping

35… shopping

48… shopping

66… shopping

FAVORITE DRUG

17… shopping

25… shopping

35… shopping

48… shopping

66… shopping

DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

17… Burger King

25… Free meal

35… A diamond

48… A bigger diamond

66… Home Alone

FAVORITE FANTASY

17… tall, dark and handsome

25… tall, dark and handsome with money

35… tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain

48… a man with hair

66… a man

HOUSE PET

17… Muffy the cat

25… Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat

35… Irish setter and Muffy the Cat

48… Children from his first marriage and Muffy theCat

66… Retired husband who dabbles in taxidermy and stuffs Muffy the Cat

WHATS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

17… 17

25… 25

35… 35

48… 48

66… 66

IDEAL DATE

17… He offers to pay

25… He pays

35… He cooks breakfast the next morning

48… He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids

66… He can chew breakfast

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Mens Lifestyles Through the Ages

DRINK at age…

17… Beer

25… Beer

35… Scotch

48… Double scotch

66… Maalox

SEDUCTION LINE at age…

17… My parents are away for the weekend.

25… My girlfriend is away for the weekend.

35… My fiancee is away for the weekend.

48… My wife is away for the weekend.

66… My second wife is dead.

FAVORITE SPORT at age…

17… Sex

25… Sex

35… Sex

48… Sex

66… Napping

FAVORITE DRUG at age…

17… Pot

25… Cocaine

35… Really good cocaine

48… Power

66… Advil

DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE at age…

17… Cop a feel

25… Breakfast

35… She didnt set back my therapy

48… I didnt bump into her kids.

66… An actual erection

FAVORITE FANTASY at age…

17… Thirdbase

25… Airplane sex

35… Menage a trois

48… Taking her company public

66… Swiss maid and/or Nazi love slave

HOUSE PET at age…

17… Roaches (to be burned later)

25… Old college roommate

35… Irish setter

48… Children from her first marriage

66… Barbi

THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED at age…

17… 25

25… 35

35… 48

48… 66

66… 17

IDEAL DATE at age…

17… Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in

25… Split the check before we go back to my place

35… Just come over

48… Just come over and cook

66… Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas to see Frank