A bride and groom who had never had sex before were on their honeymoon. The groom, not wanting to upset his wife, warned her by saying, Honey, just so you know, Im hung like an infant. Oh sweetie, thats okay, she answered, I married you because I love you, not because of stuff like that.So the groom opens his robe. The brides face goes white, and she lets out a scream of fright.But honey, I warned you! the groom says, Like an infant…eight pounds, 21 inches!