A fellow was on his honeymoon near his favorite fishing lake and he would fish from dawn to dark with his favorite fishing guide. One day the guide, friend of many years, mentioned that the honeymoon seemed to be spent fishing.

Yes, but you know how I love to fish…

But arent you newlyweds supposed to be into something else?

Yes, but shes got gonorrhea; and you know how I love to fish

A few hours later, I understand, but thats not the only way to have sex.

I know, but shes got diarrhea; and you know how I love to fish…

The following day: Sure, but thats still not the only way to have sex.

Yeah, but shes got pyorrhea ; and you know how I love to fish…

Late that afternoon, thoroughly frustrated: I guess Im not sure why youd marry someone with health problems like that.

Its cause shes also got worms; and you know I just love to fish…