Mario the mafioso

Mario the mafioso gave his son Tony a handgun for his 13th birthday. The next week, when Mario asked to see the gun, Tony proudly showed him a new watch that he had traded the gun for.

Mario was quite upset and said to Tony: So, Tony, when you get married and someday come home and catch your wife in bed with another man, whatchu gonna do – look at your watch and ask How long you gonna be?

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