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Jul

Marketing

The buzz word in todays business world is Marketing. However, people Often ask for simple explanation of Marketing. Well, here it is:Youre a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, Im fantastic in bed.Thats Direct Marketing.Youre at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, Shes fantastic in bed.Thats Advertising.You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, Hi! Im fantastic in bed.Thats Telemarketing.You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up him and pour him a drink. You say, May I? and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then I say, By the way. Im fantastic in bed.Thats Public Relations.Youre at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, I hear youre fantastic in bed.Thats Brand Recognition.Youre at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.Thats a Sales Rep.Your friend cant satisfy him so he calls you.Thats Tech Support.Youre on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses youre passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, Im fantastic in bed!Thats Junk Mail.

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