Me and My Boss

When I take a long time

I am slow

When my boss takes a long time

He is thorough


When I dont do it

I am lazy

When my boss doesnt do it

He is too busy


When I do something without being told

I am trying to be smart

When my boss does the same

That is initiative


When I please my boss

Im ass-kissing

When my boss pleases his boss

Hes co-operating


When I do good

My boss never remembers

When I do wrong

He never forgets


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