Monkey in bar

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.

He sips it and sets it down a monkey swings across the bar and pisses in the pint.

The man asks the barman who owns the monkey.

The barman replies the piano player.

The man walks over to the piana player and says Do you know your monkey pissed in my beer.

The pianist replies No, but if you hum it Ill play it.

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