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More Jewish Mother Jokes

Q: Why did the Jewish Mother want to be buried near Bloomingdales?


A: So her daughter would visit twice a week.



Q: What kind of cigarettes do Jewish Mothers smoke?


A: Gefiltered.



Q: What is the most common disease transmitted by Jewish Mothers?


A: Guilt



Q: Why do Jewish Mothers make great parole officers?


A: They never let anyone finish a sentence.



Q: What is a genius?


A: An average student with a Jewish Mother.

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