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Oct

More Lampoong of the Southern GOP agenda

New Republican GOP agenda – the Top Ten House Republican initiatives:

Eliminate the Department of Health and Human Services, all Occupational Safety and Health laws and regulations, and Luxury Taxes, and use the savings to eliminate the corporate income tax.
Restore the House on Un-American Activities Committee (Robert Dornan to be Chairman) and eliminate the Ethics Committee.
Provide tax credits for home schooling.
Repeal all gun control laws and provide tax incentives for private militia.
Eliminate all Federal election funding and regulations, and repeal the voting rights act.
Right to Work Act: Repeal anti-competition laws and outlaw labor monopoly groups.
Pass a anti-flag burning constitutional amendment to protect patriotic emblems such as Old Glory, the Stars-and-Bars, Star-Spangled Banner, Dixie, and maybe the Battle Hymn of the Republic.
Provide tax credit for mothers to stay at home with children and double tax credits for children over 21 who live with their mamma and daddy.
Eliminate the Department of Education, the National Endowment of the Arts, and the Environmental Protection Agency. Use the savings to increase the number of military bases key districts, and cut federal incomes taxes, too.
Eliminate current child labor laws. Provide tax incentives for temporary job industry for welfare children. Children who cannot be supported by working parents must be taught early the necessity of hard work for getting ahead in life.

This message has been provided to you courtesy of Sim Webster of Georgia, where biscuits and Republicans are white n flaky.

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