Czech walks into police station in 1968 during the Fraternal
Assistance.

Czech: Hey, out there in the street, a Swiss soldier knocked
me down and took my Russian watch.

Desk Sergeant: Come again?

Czech: Are you deaf? Out there in the street, a Swiss soldier
knocked me down and took my Russian watch.

Desk Sergeant: Youre confused. It was a Russian soldier who
knocked you down and took your Swiss watch.

Czech: Well, maybe, but you said it, not me.

Henry Cate III