A
man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing
a suitcase. He says,"What are you doing?" She
answers, "Im moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes
there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for
free!"
Later that night on her way out the wife walks
into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his
suitcase. When she asks him where hes going, he
replies… "Im going to Vegas too. I want
to see you live on $800 a year!"