31
May

My wooden auto (offensive to italians)

First, I was going to tell you about the wooden car that I built, with a wooden engine, but it wooden go.

Then, I built it out of steel, but it steel wooden go.

Finally, I built it out of tin; now it tin go!

I even put Italian tires on it. Dago through rain, dago through mud, dago through snow.

But, when dago flat, dago Wop, Wop, Wop!

Most viewed Jokes (20)