They hadnt been married very long until the husband realized his wife wasnt very interested in having sex.

He checked with his doctor to see if he could come up with something to really turn her on. He gave him a small vial of liquid and said, Put a few drops of this into her coffee in the evening and by midnight she is really going to want you.

After dinner
that evening, she went into the kitchen for a few minutes and he put a few drops into her coffee. Might as well put some in mine too, he thought to himself.

Later, they went to bed and at precisely midnight his wife sat straight up in bed and screamed, I want a man!

Whereupon her husband sat up and screamed, I do too!