A man and his friend walks into a bar one saturday night, And the man gets totally drunk. The man starts arguing Yeah Right!. Everybody in the bar keeps on hearing him yell No Way! and finally his friend walks up to him and says Whats the fucks your problem?

. The man replies Well, this little guy here keeps on saying some guy named George W. Bush is the president!. So then the friend replies:

OK, first of all, Geroge W. Bush is the President, and second of all, your talking to a stool.