Nobel Peace Prize

A blonde lived on a farm. He didnt get many visitors, so I went to see him…when I got there, he was standing stiff as a board, out in the middle of the cow paddock. I yelled out to him, and asked what he was doing standing out there all still and straight. He replied that he was trying to win a Nobel Peace prize.

I said, Well, thats great, but what are you doing in the paddock?

He replied, I was reading the newspaper, and it said all you had to do to win the Nobel Peace prize was to be outstanding in your field.

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