Notre Dame Joke

A fellow walks into a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender if hed like to hear a good Notre Dame joke.

Listen buddy, he growled. See those 2 big guys on your left? They were both linemen on the Notre Dame football team. And that huge fellow on your right was a world-class wrestler at Notre Dame. That guy in the corner was Notre Dames all-time champion weight lifter. And I lettered in 3 sports at Notre Dame. Now, are you absolutely positive you want to go ahead and tell your joke here?

Nah, guess not, the man replied. I wouldnt want to have to explain it 5 times.

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