Oath of Silence

Heard this from a friend:

A middle-class man decides to go off and join a monastery which
requires an oath of silence. No speech is allowed except for
two words every 5 years, to sum up ones experiences to the head

After the first 5 years, the monk asked him what two words described
his experiences and all he said was HARD BEDS.

When the next 5 year period came, the monk asked how things were
and he replied BAD FOOD.

After 5 more years, he walked up to the monk and said, I QUIT!

The monk nodded and muttered Yes, this doesnt surprise me.
Youve been doing nothing but complaining for the past 15 years!

[Ed: Reportedly part of Gary Mulederes act.]

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