Odd Rabbi Out

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These four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and three were always in accord against the fourth. One day, the odd rabbi out, after the usual 3 to 1, majority rules statement that signified that he had lost again, decided to appeal to a higher authority.Oh, God! he cried. I know in my heart that I am right and they are wrong! Please give me a sign to prove it to them!It was a beautiful, sunny day. As soon as the rabbi finished his prayer, a storm cloud moved across the sky above the four. It rumbled once and dissolved. A sign from God! See, Im right, I knew it! But the other three disagreed, pointing out that storm clouds form on hot days.So the rabbi prayed again: Oh, God, I need a bigger sign to show that I am right and they are wrong. So please, God, a bigger sign! This time four storm clouds appeared, rushed toward each other to form one big cloud, and a bolt of lightning slammed into a tree on a nearby hill.I told you I was right! cried the rabbi, but his friends insisted that nothing had happened that could not be explained by natural causes.The rabbi was getting ready to ask for a VERY big sign, but just as he said, Oh God…, the sky turned pitch black, the earth shook, and a deep, booming voice intoned, HEEEEEEEES RIIIIIIIGHT!The rabbi put his hands on his hips, turned to the other three, and said, Well?So, shrugged one of the other rabbis, now its 3 to 2.


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