On the Buses

In the good ol U.S. of A., buses will have a sign saying
Dont speak to the driver.

In Germany, the sign reads: It is strictly forbidden for passengers to
speak to the driver.

In England: You are graciously requested to refrain from speaking to
the driver.

In Scotland: What have you got to gain by speaking to the driver?

And in Italy: Dont answer the driver.

Byron Rakitzis, Banana-in-Residence, Princeton University.

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