One day, many years after the Clinton scandal, Hillary is struck by a car and killed. Soon, Hillary finds herself at the gates of Heaven. She sees St. Peter and asks Can I get into heaven now?



He says Soon, I have some things to take care of.



So St. Peter leaves and Hillary looks at the scenery and sees millions of clocks lying around. Every once in a while, a clock or so would turn ahead 15 minutes. Hillary wondered why. Soon, St. Peter came back and Hillary asked St. Peter, What are all these clocks for?



St Peter replies Each clock represents a man. Every time a man commits adultry, the clock turns ahead 15 minutes.



Hillary asks Wheres my husbands clock? St. Peter replies Oh, its in Gods office, he uses it for a fan.