Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick OReilly
wandered by.

Help! Paddy shouted, Oim sinkin!

Dont worry, assured Mick. Next to the Strong Muldoon, Oim the
strongest man in Erin, and Oill pull ye right out o there.

Mick leaned out and grabbed Paddys hand and pulled and pulled to no
avail. After two more unsuccessful attempts, Mick said to Paddy, Shure, an Oi
cant do it. The Strong Muldoon could do it alone, mebbe, but Oill have to get
some help.

As Mick was leaving, Paddy called Mick! Mick! Dye think it will help
if I pull me feet out of the stirrups?