20
Aug

Panda

A panda walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the
sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, Hey! Where are you going?
You just shot my waiter and you didnt pay for your sandwich!

The panda yells back at the bartender, Hey, man, Im a panda! Look it
up!

The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda,
A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin characterized by distinct black and
white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.

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