Peacekeeper toilet wont flush if seats up

I read in UPI that Americas biggest plumbing maker is marketing a product that could save countless marriages. Its called the Peacekeeper – a toilet that wont flush unless the seat is down.

We saw it as an opportunity to solve a few disputes in the home, said Nancy Deptolla, spokeswoman for Kohler Co. of Kohler, Wis.

The women say, Whereve you been. Men laugh and say, My wife would appreciate that, said Carol Erwin, media director for Kohler.

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