Penguin Gets His Car Fixed

This penguin goes to get his car fixed, and the mechanic tells him itll take about an hour. So the penguin goes to get some ice cream, and since the penguin has no hands, he gets the ice cream all over his beak. Then the penguin goes back to the mechanic, and the mechanic tells him it looks like hes blown a seal. The penguin says, No, I promise its just ice cream.

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