31
Dec

Pet Appreciation Week

This is Pet Appreciation Week, a time to do something special for your pet, something theyll really appreciate, like:

Lick your dog in the face.
Bring your cat a dead bird.
Get your dog a bone and bury it for him.
Make a concerted effort to learn to purr.
Eat supper on the floor.
Spend quality time with your pet rolling around in something really awful.

From Ha! at http://www.flash.net/~comedy

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