A man walks into a bar and sees a guy sitting on a barstool drinking a beer and watching a miniature man playing a piano on the bar in front of him. Bewildered, the man asked him where did he get his little friend. The guy said that there was a genie outside the back door granting wishes, so he goes out back and sure enough, there was a genie. He walks up to the genie and says I wish for a thousand bucks. The genie said, Granted. The man walks back into the bar and there were ducks flying everywhere. He goes back up to the man at the bar and says That genie must be deaf, I asked for a thousand bucks, not a thousand ducks. The man replied, What did you think I asked for, a twelve inch pianist?

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