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Pick Up Lines And REPLIES (Rated)

Man: I know how to please a woman.

Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you.

Woman: Sorry, I dont accept cheap gifts.

Man: May I see you pretty soon?

Woman: Dont you think Im pretty now?

Man: Your hair color is fabulous.

Woman: Thank you. Its on aisle three at the corner drug store.

Man: You look like a dream.

Woman: Go back to sleep.

Man: I can tell that you want me.

Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

Man: Hey, baby, whats your sign?

Woman: Do not enter. or Stop.

Man: Id go through anything for you.

Woman: Lets start with your bank account.

Man: May I have the last dance?

Woman: Youve just had it.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to your place, and Ill go to mine.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: Whats it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?

Woman: Whats it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Man: Havent I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yeah, thats why I dont go there anymore.

Man: If I could see you naked, Id die happy.

Woman: If I could see you naked, Id die laughing.

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