Pirates interview

The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who
was looking for juicy stories of excitement and derring-do. He told Red,
Im sure my readers would love to hear the tale behind your pegleg.

Well, I was thrown from the ship during gale force winds, and before me
mate could throw me a line, a shark bit me leg clean off.

The interviewer was sort of disappointed. What about the hook at the
end of your right arm?

I lost it in a sword fight with the Captain of the Guard.

Again the reporter was disappointed. Certainly theres an exciting
story about the patch on your eye?

One day, I was out on deck, and a bird flew over and crapped in me eye.

The reporter was amazed. Thats why you wear a patch?

Well, Id only had me hook a couple of days.

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