Planet Earth

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired of God. Where have you been?
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, Look, Michael. Look what Ive made.
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, What is it?
Its a planet, replied God, and Ive put Life on it. Im going to call it Earth and its going to be a great place of balance.
Balance? Inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth but cold and harsh while southern Europe is going to be poor but sunny and pleasant. I have made some lands abundant in water and other lands parched deserts. This one will be extremely hot and while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.
The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a land mass and said Whats that one?
Ah, said God. Thats UNITED STATES — the most glorious place on earth.
There are beautiful beaches, streams, hills, and forests. The people from UNITED STATES are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace.
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!
God replied wisely, Wait until you see the idiots I put in WASHINGTON DC.

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