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A man and woman are having a relationship for about 4 months now. One Friday night they meet at a bar after work. They stay for a few, then went to get some food at a local restaurant near their respective homes. They eat, then go back to his house and she stays over.

Her story: He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been because I was a bit late but he didnt say anything much about it. The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. So we went to this restaurant and hes STILL acting a bit funny and Im trying to cheer him up and start to wonder whether its me or something else. I ask him, and he says no. But you know Im not really sure. So anyway, in the cab back to his house, I say that I love him and he just puts his arm around me. I dont know what the hell this means because you know he doesnt say it back or anything. We finally get back to his place and Im wondering if hes going to dump me! So I try to ask him about it but he just switches on the TV. Reluctantly, I say Im going to go to sleep. Then, after about 10 minutes, he joins me and we have sex. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to leave. I dunno, I just dont know, what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think hes met someone else???



His story: $hitty day at work, low on funds, and tired. Got laid though.