Polaks Crossing A River

Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each other. One invites the other one over. I cant swim, he replies. Why dont you come over here?

The other guy says, I cant swim, either. What are we gonna do?

First guy says, Wait! I got a flashlight. Ill turn it on, and you walk across the beam to this side.

The second guy replies, No way! Ill get half-way across, and youll turn the flashlight off!

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