29
Dec

Priest and Nun

A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when their car breaks down. They are unable to get repairs completed and it appears that they will have to spend the night in a motel. The only motel in his town has only one room available so they have a minor problem.

PRIEST: Sister, I dont think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. Ill sleep on the couch and you take the bed.



SISTER: I think that would be okay.



They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room. Ten minutes later…



SISTER: Father, Im terribly cold.



PRIEST: Okay, Ill get up and get you a blanket from the closet. Ten minutes later…



SISTER: Father, Im still terribly cold.



PRIEST: Okay Sister, Ill get up and get you another blanket. Ten minutes later…



SISTER: Father, Im still terribly cold. I dont think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night.



PRIEST: Youre probably right… Get up and get your own blanket.


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