One day on a busy street corner a huge man walks up to a police
officer and asks, Thcuse me offither, can you tell me where thidee
thid, and thacramento ith? The police officer didnt reply at all.
The large man then asked again, but still no reply. Finally the
frustrated man walked away. An onlooking pedestrian then walked up
to the officer and asked, Officer, why didnt you tell that man
where thirty third and Sacramento was? The police officer replied,
Thure and dit the thit ticked out of me!

Derrick Hamner