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May

Project Managers

If you get in my way, Ill kill you!
— ideal project manager

If you get in my way, youll kill me!
— somewhat less than ideal project manager

If I get in my way, Ill kill you!
— somewhat misguided project manager

If I get in your way, Ill kill you!
— A tough m. f. project manager
(eats glass, live cats, etc.)

If get kill in will way I you.
–dyslexic, functionally illiterate project manager

I am the way! Kill me if you can!
–messianic project manager

Get away, Ill kill us all!
–suicidal project manager

If you kill me, Ill get in your way.
–thoughtful but ineffective project manager

If I kill you Ill get in your way.
–project manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious

If a you getta ina my way, I gonna breaka you arm.
–project manager from New York

I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way,
so no one will get killed.
–project manager who is about to get in big trouble

If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares?
–weak, uninspired, lackluster project manager

If I kill me, youll get your way.
–pragmatic project manager

Kill me, its the only way.
–every project manager to date.

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