A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. These are great:

  • As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You… Mess It Up.
  • Better Be Safe Than… Punch A 5th Grader.
  • Strike While The… Bug Is Close.
  • Its Always Darkest Before… Daylight Savings Time.
  • Never Under Estimate The Power Of… Termites.
  • You Can Lead A Horse To Water But.. How?
  • Dont Bite The Hand That… Looks Dirty.
  • No News Is… Impossible.
  • A Miss Is As Good As A… Mr.
  • You Cant Teach An Old Dog New… Math.
  • If You Lie Down With The Dogs, Youll… Stink In The Morning.
  • Love All, Trust.. Me
  • The Pen Is Mightier Than The… Pigs.
  • An Idle Mind Is… The Best Way To Relax.
  • Where Theres Smoke, Theres… Pollution.
  • Happy The Bride Who… Gets All The Presents!
  • A Penny Saved Is… Not Much.
  • Twos Company, Threes… The Musketeers.
  • Dont Put Off Tomorrow What… You Put On To Go To Bed.
  • Laugh And The Whole World Laughs With You, Cry And… You Have To Blow Your Nose.
  • None Are So Blind As… Helen Keller.
  • Children Should Be Seen And Not… Spanked Or Grounded.
  • If At First You Dont Succeed… Get New Batteries.
  • You Get Out Of Something What You… See Pictured On The Box.
  • When The Blind Leadeth The Blind… Get Out Of The Way.
  • There Is No Fool Like… Aunt Eddie.

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