A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. These are great:

• As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You… Mess It Up.
• Better Be Safe Than… Punch A 5th Grader.
• Strike While The… Bug Is Close.
• Its Always Darkest Before… Daylight Savings Time.
• Never Under Estimate The Power Of… Termites.
• You Can Lead A Horse To Water But.. How?
• Dont Bite The Hand That… Looks Dirty.
• No News Is… Impossible.
• A Miss Is As Good As A… Mr.
• You Cant Teach An Old Dog New… Math.
• If You Lie Down With The Dogs, Youll… Stink In The Morning.
• Love All, Trust.. Me
• The Pen Is Mightier Than The… Pigs.
• An Idle Mind Is… The Best Way To Relax.
• Where Theres Smoke, Theres… Pollution.
• Happy The Bride Who… Gets All The Presents!
• A Penny Saved Is… Not Much.
• Twos Company, Threes… The Musketeers.
• Dont Put Off Tomorrow What… You Put On To Go To Bed.
• Laugh And The Whole World Laughs With You, Cry And… You Have To Blow Your Nose.
• None Are So Blind As… Helen Keller.
• Children Should Be Seen And Not… Spanked Or Grounded.
• If At First You Dont Succeed… Get New Batteries.
• You Get Out Of Something What You… See Pictured On The Box.
• When The Blind Leadeth The Blind… Get Out Of The Way.
• There Is No Fool Like… Aunt Eddie.