04
Nov

Pulled Over

A cop pulls over a car thats been swerving across the lanes of a road.
Get out of the car, please.

But Im not drunk, officer!
Listen, it doesnt matter if youre drunk or not. If you dont get out of this car, Ill arrest you anyway.

Fine, says the man and gets out of the car.
Okay, now walk this yellow line.

The man looks at the line.
Which one of them do I walk on?

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