Putting it in.

A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, I had an affair with a woman – almost.

The priest says, What do you mean, almost?

The man says, Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.

The priest replies, Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. Youre not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Marys and put $50 in the poor box.

The man leaves confessional, goes over and says his prayers, then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave.

The priest, who was watching him, quickly runs over to him and says, I saw that. You didnt put any money in the poor box!

The man replied, Well, Father, I rubbed up against it and you said it was the same as putting it in!

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