He says, Come on, babe, lets go in the alleyway and get it on. Ive got fifteen bucks.

She says, FIFTEEN bucks? Youre crazy. For fifteen bucks, Ill let you LOOK at it.

They go into the alleyway, she pulls down her pants, and he gets down on his knees. But he cant see anything, because its too dark, so he gets out his lighter.

He lights his lighter, and he says, My God, your pubic hair… its so curly and thick… its BEAUTIFUL.

She says, Thank you.

He says, You mind if I ask you a personal question?

She says, Go ahead.

He says, Can you PEE through all that hair?

She says, Of course.

He says, Well, you better start. Youre on fire.