Question and answer

Q: Why do they say Amen at the end of a prayer instead of Awomen?
A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Q: Why didnt Noah go fishing?
A: He only had two worms!

Q: When was the longest day in the Bible?
A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.

Q: Why did God create man before woman?
A: He didnt want any advice.

Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A: A roamin Catholic!

Doctor: Your recovery was a miracle!
Patient: PRAISE GOD. Now I dont have to pay you!

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Even then men wouldnt ask for directions!

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