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Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Keep honking while I reload.

Taxation WITH representation isnt so hot either!

Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two, its an amusement park.

Your child may be an honor student but youre still an idiot.

Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.

Jack Kevorkian for White House physician!!

Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.

Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!

If we are what we eat; Im cheap, fast, and easy.

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