07
Feb

Quotes

* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives to live over again, probably shouldnt anyway.

* Wonder why it is that people who can make fools out of themselves are such excellent craftsmen.

* People who say theyve learned from their mistakes should have studied more for the test in the first place.

* As I reflect upon on my past, the thing I regret the most… is its length.

* The way some people find fault with every damn thing in life, youd think there was a reward.

* Even as I age, I still consider myself a go-getter… of course now, I have to make two trips.

* Trust me, when humans were created, I believe there was a very good reason why the body was configured so that ya cannot pat yourself on the back.

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